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erald_coil



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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:35 am

TANANG JOKES GRABE, GRABE, GRABE,
SAbe
NAbe
LAbe
TAbe
MAbe.
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:19 am

@knix Smile
hahaha Smile patawa ah Smile XD bwhahaha Smile

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:39 pm

armoniajastin022 wrote:
@knix Smile
hahaha Smile patawa ah Smile XD bwhahaha Smile

heehehhe ^^ wala lang magawa

@knives
syempre espren xD

@sarahjaneraine
hahahaha xD

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:41 am

maglalagay sana ko ng jowk(joke lang)
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:45 am

Joke no.1 - Overspeeding
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Pulis: Sr, ito po ticket. Overpseeding po kayo, pinahirapan nyo ko ng husto hinayupak kayo sr.

Lalake: Oy, ang daya mo. Bakit ako lang may ticket? Dpat ikaw rin!

Pulis: E bakit naman po sr?

Lalake: E overspeeding ka rin e!

Pulis: Aba sr, bakit naman?

Lalake: E nahabol mo ko eh!

Joke no.2 - Tindera ng palamig
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Tindera: kahit ganito lang ako, may anak ako sa UP, Ateneo at La Salle!

Student: Oh, anu po course nila?

Tindera: Wala, nag titinda rin ng palamig!

Joke no.3 - Mamboboso
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Umakyat ang isang mamboboso sa bubong upang mamboso sa dalawang mag shota..

Babae: uy ayoko na.

Lalake: Bakit?

Babae: Pano pag nabuntis mo ko?

Lalake: Eh, bahala na ang nasa itaas...

Mamboboso: T*ng In*! Bakit ako? Namboboso lang naman ako ah!

Joke no. 4 - PRESS
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Biglang nakuyog si Erap ng mga reporters habang nag lalakad papuntang kotse nya....

Reporter: Sr, Sr... Balita po namin may balak uli kaung tumakbo sa pulitika...! Ano po ang masasabi nyo tungkol sa mga tsimis na un?

Biglang hinawakan ni erap ang breast ng reporter at sinampal sya nito.

Reporter: Bastos! Bakit mo hinawakan ang s*s* ko?!?!!

Erap: E nakalagay PRESS e....

Joke no. 5 - Pabili ng mangga
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Bata: Ale Ale pabili po ng mangga!!

Ale: Wala kaming tindang mangga.

Kinabukasan.....

Bata: Ale ale may mangga na ba?

Ale: Wala nga kaming mangga, di kami nag titinda ng mangga!

Kinabukasan uli.....

Bata: Anu Ale, may mangga na?

Ale: Ikaw ang kulet mong bata ka! Pag di ka tumigil i sstapler ko yang bibig mo!!

Bata: Ale may stapler ba??

Ale: Wala

Bata: Ale ale pwedeng pabili ng mangga??

Joke no. 6 - Galit
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Juan: Pedro, pano ba malalaman kung galit ka na?

Pedro: Pag pumangit ako, galit na ako.. ganun lang

Juan: OA mo naman! Nag tanong lang ako nanggagalaiti ka na sa galit?!?!

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:51 am

@knix
pde ka na sa CLOWNZ espren..
nyahahaha!!
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:58 am

hahahaa xD.. mag iicip pa ako ng joke at saka ung mga GM sakin ilalagay ko d2

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:11 am

@kmix
nyah?!
ehehehe..
joker ka eh!
ahaha..!!

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:52 am

@ung dalawang tao sa taas ko
wag naman ninyo gawin chatroom toh ^__^

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:27 am

san nyo po nakukuha mga jokes nyo???^^
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:37 pm

uhmmmm. nakuha ko lang ung jokes ko sa multi n friend ko Smile hahahaha Smile

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:03 pm

Babae: Mahal, dba hindi naman ako hipon?

Lalake: Oo naman....

Babae; Sige nga! I kanta mo sakin yung Nobody by Wonder Girls para maniwala ako!

Lalake: "I want your body your body not you! *clap clap*"

Arush... hhahah

\m/ rock on

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:11 am

hmmmmm. di ko nagets un ah? bkt may hipoon? XD hahahaha/

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:20 am

armoniajastin022 wrote:
hmmmmm. di ko nagets un ah? bkt may hipoon? XD hahahaha/

ah sorry d pala na gets haha xD

basta masama ibig sabihin pag cnabihan ng hipon ang babae xD

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:14 pm

ahhh. gets Very Happy hahaha.

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:18 pm

Teacher: pedro bakit late ka:

Pedro: late po kasi relo ko eh

T:problema ba un? eh di iadvance mo

P: ok

T: san ka punta"

P: uwi na po time na eh Smile

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Doc: bukod sakin, me nauna ka bang kinunsulta sa sakit mo?

Patient: sa albularyo po

Doc: anong k@t@r@nt@duh@n ang ipinayo sayo?

Patient: punta daw ako sayo! Smile

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Pare 1: pare, pare anu bang spelling ng orange?

Pare 2: pabihira ka naman yun lang hindi mo pa alam!... alin ba? ung kulay o ung prutas?

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Juan: Hoy! bkit naghihilamos ka dyan sa inidoro? napakababoy mo!

Pedro: malinaw at malinis naman ang 2big n2 ah!

Juan: oo nga! pero di mo ba alam n dyan ako umiinom tas pinaghihilamusan mo lng?

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mag-asawa, nag-aaway....

lalake: mas ok pa ata kung magpakasal ako sa demonyo!

babae: weeh!! bwal kya magpakasal sa kamag anak Smile

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Juan: oi anu yan pinya? penge naman

Pedro :penge? asan ka nung nagtatanim ako, nung oras na nag nag-aani ako, nung naghihirap ako.. asan ka?

Juan: nakulong kasi ako eh.. nakapatay ako ng MADAMOT!

Pedro: ahh ganun ba? kuha ka na, me papaya pa dun gsto mo? Smile

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Anak: nay! ang galing ng teacher ko

Nay: bakit naman?

Anak tinuruan kmi ng kagandahang asal

Nay: edi marunong ka nang gumalang at mag po at opo?

Anak: natural.... t@ng@ ka ba? Smile

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BF: (nagddrive) babe pa kiss naman oh!

GF: anu ba? nakita mong nagddrive ka eh! gsto mo bang mabangga tyo?... ako nalng KlKlSS sayo.

BF: okay game

GF: hmm.. pikit ka muna. Smile

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Lolo: ano last name ni ANCHOR?

Lola: ano?

Lolo: edi "TIS" an-chortis

Lola: eh ano naman first name ni NEMO?

Lolo:ano?

Lola: edi "ANCHOR" anchor-nemo Smile

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Boy 1: chong, anung password mo sa friendster?

Boy 2: mickeyplutogoofydonald

Boy 1: ang haba naman?

Boy 2: ano ka ba! kulang pa nga yun eh!

Boy 1: huh?

Boy 2: kasi nga diba minimum of 4 characters Smile

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sensya kung corny^^

sensya kung meron mang naulit na joke na isinulat nyo Smile di ko pa kasi nababasa lahat eh Smile
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:22 pm

sa tyangean

ale: ate anung hanap nyo?



girl: tunay na pag-ibig...*emote*


hahhaha ang corny....

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:28 pm

Wew! Xoxo Emo!! ^_^ Loveless ka gurl?
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:25 pm

hahahahha yan kasi yung sabi namin nung paikot ikot kami sa divisoria hahahhaha
kakarindi kasi yung mga tindera e parang sirang plaka....hahahhaha

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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:58 am

another korny joke Very Happy

(nakita ng nanay ang kanyang anak na nagtatanim)

Nanay: nak anung nakain mo at bigla mong naisipang magtanim?

Bata: wala nay!

(nagulat ang nanay dahil nagmamadaling magtanim ang kanyang anak)

Nanay: bat ka nagmamadaling magtanim?

Bata: wag ka munang magulo nay nagmamadali akong magtanim!

Nanay: bakit?

Bata: kasi A Huge Wave Of Zombies Is Approching!

Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:27 pm

^^ LOL ^^ That one was Good!!! I love it ^^
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:40 am

Sa isang pet store....

Customer: HOY! parrot! can you speak, ha!? can you speak!? bobo!

Parrot: Yes I can! Ikaw, can you fly!? can you fly!? g@go!

Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:39 pm

lols at previous post ^^

IMBA parrot! IMBA!!
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:54 am

anak: dad malalate ako ng uwi ah gagawa kami ng project
dad: anong project!? di pwede
anak: para to sa school dad!
dad: anak! lintek yan! magtigil ka nga! kinder ka pa lahn
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PostSubject: Re: TAGALOG JOKES. :D   Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:23 pm

Boy 1: chong, anung password mo sa friendster?

Boy 2: mickeyplutogoofydonald

Boy 1: ang haba naman?

Boy 2: ano ka ba! kulang pa nga yun eh!

Boy 1: huh?

Boy 2: kasi nga diba minimum of 4 characters
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