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PostSubject: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Fri May 15, 2009 2:09 pm

-ice ka ba..??
--bakit..??
---crush kasi kita... ^^

-balon ka ba..??
--bakit..??
---bcoz im falling for you... ^^

-are you a religious person...??
--why..??
---coz i can be ur answered prayer.. ^^

-tapos ka nang mag exam..??
--bakit..??
---baka pde ako nmn sagutin mo... ^^

-asukal ka ba..??
--bkit..??
---swit mo kasi... ^^

-pde ka bang talisurin...
--bakit..??
---para mahulog ka sakin... ^^

use this... this will help you a lot in courting ur luvy-duby... ahahahaha.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sat May 16, 2009 8:57 am

hmmm. meron pa Very Happy


-keyboard ka ba?
---type kasi kita eh

-i forgot your name
---can i call you mine?




just got this from a text message Smile XD hahaaha Smile madami pang iba eh nakalimutan ko na Very Happy


weee. sobrang cheesy talaga! XD

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sat May 16, 2009 3:48 pm

kotse kb?,
bkit?,
kc i'm ur parking lot!.,
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ahaha.,
ang cheesy nmn!,
Shocked

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Pasahe
Sa Isang Jeep

Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?

Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum

Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

Driver: Kulang Ito!

Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?

Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.

Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?

Sender: Sargentlover@yahoo.com
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Credit goes to the sender.,
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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sat May 16, 2009 3:50 pm

US NAVY VS PINOY
Isang gabing umuulan at may bagyo, may US Navy Ship na dumaraan sa northern Philippines. Ganito ang conversation.

US Ship: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
Pinoy: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Pinoy: Tang na mo. No, I say again, divert YOUR course.

US Ship: (Galit na) This is the Aircraft Carrier USS Eisenhower, the 2nd largest ship in the US Navy. We're accompanied by 3 Cruisers 3 Destroyers, and numerous vessels. I DEMAND that you change your Course 15 Degrees North, or COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO INSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!

Pinoy: (Cool na Cool) Okay, this the lighthouse atop a Rocky Hill, gusto mo, banggaan tayo!





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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sat May 16, 2009 4:02 pm

please do not double post... please edit your other post into the 1st one and also i don't think the other jokes belong here since the thread is set to have jokes of cheesy english or tagalog pick-up lines... transfer them to the other thread "tagalog jokes" i think its more appropriate...

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sat May 16, 2009 4:05 pm

ooooops.,
sorry 'bout that.,
Embarassed

requesting messages to transfer or delete...
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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sat May 16, 2009 5:29 pm

its ok ^__^ you can do so yourself.... look at the right side "quote | edit | x" the others a self explanatory and the x is delete post Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sat May 16, 2009 6:02 pm

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj146/tikoy_1/untitled.jpg

there ain't X/Delete button.,
wahaha.,

requesting out of thread messages to transfer or delete.,
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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sun May 17, 2009 1:37 am

knives333 wrote:

-pde ka bang talisurin...
--bakit..??
---para mahulog ka sakin... ^^


talisurin??? hahhaha lol!

uhmm... eto lang meron ako hahah


when you say "can you pls subtitute for my x?"
its like saying that he/shewill also be your x in future right?
thats why its more appropriate to say
"can you pls be my z?
z=ky/x
where k= constant?"

in words, z is directly proportional to y <as in not like my x> since z is the last letter in the alphabet,
z=my next & last gf/bf <as in future wife/husband>

-banat ng mga engineer


heheh as if engineer lang ang nakakgets nun noh hahahha
...oh well... never mind hahahha lol!
(subtitle: bitter ka girl hahha)

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sun May 17, 2009 7:28 am

Pokemon ka ba?
coz' i choose you

whew lol!

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sun May 17, 2009 8:28 am

nnazir :3 wrote:
Pokemon ka ba?
coz' i choose you

whew lol!

natawa ako dito ah. ngaun ko lang to narinig Smile XD weeee. sobrang cheesy talaga! XD

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sun May 17, 2009 8:59 am

drugs ka ba?
nakakaadik ka e!

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sun May 17, 2009 9:10 am

ipopost ko na din dito ung nasa commercial Very Happy hahahA Very Happy

Hindi tayo tao hindi tao hayop
bagay tayo Very Happy bagay na bagay Very Happy

weee. sobrang chessy talaga! XD

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:07 pm

I lost my number....Can I have Yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or shall I walk by again?

Please Help the Homeless....Take me Home with you Razz
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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:52 am

ta3 kba?

di ksi kita matiis~

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:59 am

kokoi wrote:
ta3 kba?

di ksi kita matiis~

rabbit

natawa naman ako dito Smile XD infairness Smile

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:02 pm

I'm a bee..
*** can you be my honey??



hehehe

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:12 am

armoniajastin022 wrote:


natawa naman ako dito Smile XD infairness Smile


gnurn? hehe mtatawa tlga keu saken haha~

isa pa~

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miz single kba?

akin k nlng

ayoq n ksi ng magisa eh~


haha actually pic up line ko tlga yan~
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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:08 am

pick up line mo talaga yun? Shocked
ayos ah! hahahah

===========================
Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my
life..


personally natuwa ako dito hahahhaa ang tweet!!! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:36 am

gm lang to ng kabatch ko Smile XD

BOY: lam mo ba ang iba't ibang views?

GIRL: oo, may topview, side view, rearview... ano pa ba?

BOY: loview Smile

hahaha Smile sobrang cheesy talaga Smile

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:08 pm

GF: winter ka ba?

BF: bakit?

GF: ang cold mo kasi!

_______________________________________________________________________

Boy: akala ko ba matalino ka? bakit di mo ko masagot?

Girl: eh kasi nga matalino ako kaya alam kong you're not the right answer!
_______________________________________________________________________

rock star ka ba?
kasi u rock my world!

_______________________________________________________________________

GF: mahal! spell mo nga ang empty ?

BF: ahm….. wait ah susulat q

double u – aii – tee – etch – ow – yuuu – tee – wayy – ow – yuuuu

_______________________________________________________________________

Girl: Ilang page ka ba?

(na confused ang guy).

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Ang kapal mo kasi..

_______________________________________________________________________

Boy: ang break up ntin mas worse p sa traffic ng edsa ..

Girl: bakit naman?

Boy: i can’t move on

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:30 pm

lols.... grabe naman yan

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:33 am

wooohoho Smile XD nakakatuwa naman Smile XD

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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:38 am

naks anlulufit ng banat xD~

B:me kandila ka ba?
G:bkit?
B:paki tirik naman sa dibdib kong patay na patay sayo xD~
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PostSubject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^   Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:31 am

knives333: PARA KANG PUSTISO

KesOo: NYARKZ! BAKIT NAMAN??

knives333: KASI I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU!!!

Anime Club: SOBRANG CHEEZY TALAGANG TALAGANG TALAGA NAMANG TALAGA BOIIIIYY!!! ^_^
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