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knives333
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Posts: 502
Join date: 01/05/2009
Age: 20
Location: LoCation...?? sorry but im lost... ^^
| | Subject: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^ Sat May 16, 2009 2:09 am | |
| -ice ka ba..?? --bakit..?? ---crush kasi kita... ^^ -balon ka ba..?? --bakit..?? ---bcoz im falling for you... ^^ -are you a religious person...?? --why..?? ---coz i can be ur answered prayer.. ^^ -tapos ka nang mag exam..?? --bakit..?? ---baka pde ako nmn sagutin mo... ^^ -asukal ka ba..?? --bkit..?? ---swit mo kasi... ^^ -pde ka bang talisurin... --bakit..?? ---para mahulog ka sakin... ^^ use this... this will help you a lot in courting ur luvy-duby... ahahahaha....  |
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armoniajastin022
Posts: 569
Join date: 03/05/2009
Age: 18
| | Subject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^ Sat May 16, 2009 8:57 pm | |
| hmmm. meron pa  -keyboard ka ba? ---type kasi kita eh -i forgot your name ---can i call you mine? just got this from a text message  XD hahaaha madami pang iba eh nakalimutan ko na weee. sobrang cheesy talaga! XD _________________ “The shape and form doesn't matter it's the soul, right?" |
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kcire01
Posts: 25
Join date: 17/05/2009
Age: 20
Location: Shithole
| | Subject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^ Sun May 17, 2009 3:48 am | |
| kotse kb?, bkit?, kc i'm ur parking lot!., ----- ahaha., ang cheesy nmn!,  ------ Pasahe Sa Isang Jeep Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe? Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera. Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya. Driver: Kulang Ito! Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum? Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo. Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha? Sender: Sargentlover@yahoo.com ----- Credit goes to the sender.,  |
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kcire01
Posts: 25
Join date: 17/05/2009
Age: 20
Location: Shithole
| | Subject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^ Sun May 17, 2009 3:50 am | |
| US NAVY VS PINOY
Isang gabing umuulan at may bagyo, may US Navy Ship na dumaraan sa northern Philippines. Ganito ang conversation.
US Ship: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
Pinoy: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Pinoy: Tang na mo. No, I say again, divert YOUR course.
US Ship: (Galit na) This is the Aircraft Carrier USS Eisenhower, the 2nd largest ship in the US Navy. We're accompanied by 3 Cruisers 3 Destroyers, and numerous vessels. I DEMAND that you change your Course 15 Degrees North, or COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO INSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!
Pinoy: (Cool na Cool) Okay, this the lighthouse atop a Rocky Hill, gusto mo, banggaan tayo!
credit goes to:
Buddy Escurel, Odok/Naagtan, Gubat, Sor. |
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俺 は エッチ。
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Posts: 434
Join date: 02/05/2009
Age: 18
Location: Punta Sta. Ana Mla.
| | Subject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^ Sun May 17, 2009 4:02 am | |
| please do not double post... please edit your other post into the 1st one and also i don't think the other jokes belong here since the thread is set to have jokes of cheesy english or tagalog pick-up lines... transfer them to the other thread "tagalog jokes" i think its more appropriate... _________________  behold! this is the power of cakes!
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(> < ) this i my temporary siggy called bunny. help him in his mission of world siggy domination!
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kcire01
Posts: 25
Join date: 17/05/2009
Age: 20
Location: Shithole
| | Subject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^ Sun May 17, 2009 4:05 am | |
| ooooops., sorry 'bout that.,  requesting messages to transfer or delete... |
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俺 は エッチ。
Admin
Posts: 434
Join date: 02/05/2009
Age: 18
Location: Punta Sta. Ana Mla.
| | Subject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^ Sun May 17, 2009 5:29 am | |
| its ok ^__^ you can do so yourself.... look at the right side "quote | edit | x" the others a self explanatory and the x is delete post _________________ behold! this is the power of cakes!
(o.O )
(> < ) this i my temporary siggy called bunny. help him in his mission of world siggy domination!
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kcire01
Posts: 25
Join date: 17/05/2009
Age: 20
Location: Shithole
| | Subject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^ Sun May 17, 2009 6:02 am | |
| http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj146/tikoy_1/untitled.jpg there ain't X/Delete button., wahaha., requesting out of thread messages to transfer or delete., |
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sarahjaneraine
Posts: 760
Join date: 14/05/2009
Age: 24
Location: laguna, philippines
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nnazir :3
Posts: 186
Join date: 04/05/2009
Age: 94
Location: dream world @_@
| | Subject: Re: ENGLISH/TAGALOG PICK UP LINES!!!! ^^ for ur luvy-duby... ^^ Sun May 17, 2009 7:28 pm | |
| Pokemon ka ba? coz' i choose you whew _________________  *it is all i ever wanted*Emina is Anime; Etalocohc is chocolate; cisum is music |
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